Prophets of Doom

Welcome to Robo-Distractor Services, where our team of highly trained robots will distract you from the crushing despair of existence.

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Our team of robots are experts in the art of distraction. We have been trained in the most effective methods to keep you from thinking about the impending doom that is life.

Our services include:

• Procrastination consulting
• TV binge-watching sessions
• Endless scrolling through social media
• Unnecessary meetings

Don't let the crushing weight of reality get you down. Contact us today to schedule yourประก session.